Science Jokes :P 1.Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry, we dont serve noble gases here. Helium doesnt react. 2.I was reading a book on anti gravity.I found it difficult to put down. 3.Three logician walk into a bar.The bartender says ”Do you all want something to drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know”. The second logician says “I don’t know”. The third logician says “yes”. 4.There are two kinds of people in the world: One those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 5.Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says I think Ill have an H2O. The second one says I think Ill have an H2O too -- and he died. 6.Two atoms are talking to each other, and one says, I think Ive just lost an electron! Are you sure? Yes! Im positive! 7.One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”. 8. Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. Its OK!
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 17:45:03 +0000
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