Season resumes tomorrow, so what better time to share Alphabet Jokerobics - a variation of Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious (if youre not familiar with the rap check it out here https://youtube/watch?v=MvPnM2Q1nwU) Alphabet Jokerobics As assault accurately, actually amazing Attacking all, ass-kicking, assured that well always win Bs be besting bandits on the field by and by Being old, beer bellies, bashing balls and beating guys Coach calling clever, classic, cool, calm, choice plays Challenge, chase, concentrate, goals coming every way The D is where its done, doing deeds dynamic Dekeing, diving, driving hard, determined that well do it Entertaining, excellence, everything is energy Ensure the score by easily encircling the enemy Fearless fighting on the field, fuelled by fire Fantastic, fabulous, flying much higher The girls are great and their game is glorious Giving goals galore, for the good of all of us Hard work, hard fought, hard hockey in this rhyme Hard hit, high fives, high scores at half time Imitators idolize, we intimidate and hit the net Immediately, instantly, power shots we inject Were kinda known for killing kegs everyday Yes, I know, Ive missed out the letter J The ladies look like they like their game Leaving losers just lying there like theyre lame Mad skills, menacing the majority in my way Master class for many more watching the way I play New, never mind, now no ones left out No nonsense, were nice, its what were all about Obligatory oppression of opportunities of opposition Open onslaught of operational precision Pass and press and make pretty plays Perfectly picked up and then put away Question your quest, a quandary, not quite No quarter, not quiet, quash all in sight Respect the rhyme and let me remind Run round checks, run by then rewind Standing on sidelines, sipping on something Success streak solid, never succumbing Teams triumph together, tested and true Take down, totally, through and through Utterly united, uplifting and utopian Undercut, upwards hit, upper corner, goalie beaten Vanquished all, not vicious but victoriously For vast celebration lets venture to the VRC Willing, wanting, working hard and wont stop Weave, wide, wind up, whack and a wonder shot Examine, explain, express, explore Extra, x-rated, I explode when I score Yes you, young or old, stop that yakety-yak Yield not, yell loud, go yourself, attack Zig zag, zip all about like heroes Zoom through zones and give them zero Jests and jibes are just jealously spoke Jokers are jolly but Jokers aint no joke
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 00:40:55 +0000
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