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Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: From: "Ed Feagin" Date: June 7, 2013, 1:02:34 PM CDT To: "Ed Feagin" Subject: LOGIC OF A BEER DRINKER LOGIC OF A BEER DRINKER DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer:...............................Do you drink every day? Man:................................................... Yes. Lady Interviewer:................................How much a day? Man:....................................................Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer:...............................How much does a 6-pack cost? Man:....................................................Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer:................................And how long have you been drinking like that? Man:.............. LOGIC OF A BEER DRINKER DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer:...............................Do you drink every day? Man:................................................... Yes. Lady Interviewer:................................How much a day? Man:....................................................Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer:...............................How much does a 6-pack cost? Man:....................................................Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer:................................And how long have you been drinking like that? Man:.....................................................15 years. Lady Interviewer:..................................So if a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct? Man:.......................................................Correct. Lady Interviewer:...................................If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct? Man:........................................................Correct. Lady Interviewer:....................................Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari? Man:.........................................................Do you drink? Lady Interviewer:....................................No. Man:.........................................................Sowhere the hell is your Ferrari? .......................................15 years. Lady Interviewer:..................................So if a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct? Man:.......................................................Correct. Lady Interviewer:...................................If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct? Man:........................................................Correct. Lady Interviewer:....................................Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari? Man:.........................................................Do you drink? Lady Interviewer:....................................No. Man:.........................................................So where the hell is your Ferrari?
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:46:24 +0000

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