Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine thats out of date use your private parts as piranha bait Chorus: Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, whats this red button do? Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die die die die die die die die die Be safe around trains. A message from Metro #demamDWTD
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 07:15:35 +0000
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