Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan - TopicsExpress

Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender. Udah 7 tahun di Jakarta jadi bisa cakap Indonesia. Bule: “Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir dibawah mercy S 320.” Dirjen : “Anda mau menyuap saya? ini apa-apaan? tender dah kelar kok. jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah.” Bule: “Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh kantor pusat.” Dirjen: “Ah, jangan gitu dong. saya gak sudi!!” Bule (mikir ): “Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya…” Dirjen: “Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!” Bule menelpon kantor pusat. Bule: “Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga rp.10.000,- saja.” Dirjen: “Bener ya? OK, saya mau. jadi ini bukan suap. pake kwitansi ya..” Bule: “Tentu, Pak..” Bule menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. dirjen membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman. Bule (sambil membuka dompet ): “Oh, maaf Pak. ini kembaliannya Rp.40.000,-.” Dirjen: “Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi ke rumah saya ya…” Bule : @#$%^&**(

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