Setting: Buying blueberries from a cart on the Lower East Side. - TopicsExpress



          

Setting: Buying blueberries from a cart on the Lower East Side. Cart Dude: (winking) I can throw in a free banana too. My banana. Me: Oh actually I have a banana of my own. Cart Dude (looking up and down, wondering if he got my gender wrong) Me: In a drawer, at home. Cart Dude: (thoughtfully) Sometimes that is a very good kind of banana. Me: Yes, always ready and safer than Viagra. Cart Dude: It can be...that pill...it is not always good, no? (We have a conversation about Viagra safety, herbal alternatives and also alternatives to penetrations for men who are experiencing impotence) And...scene.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 16:57:09 +0000

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