Sharing a few quotes about children: Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. More funny Erma Bombeck quotes *** You make em, I amuse em. More funny Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel quotes *** Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. More funny John Wilmot quotes *** I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived. (Horse Feathers) More funny Groucho Marx quotes *** Youve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. (Horse Feathers) More funny Groucho Marx quotes *** Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. More funny Samuel Butler quotes *** Madam, theres no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. More funny W. C. Fields quotes *** Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children. More funny Oliver Wendell Holmes quotes *** In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. More funny Benjamin Spock quotes *** There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mothers age. More funny Benjamin Spock quotes *** I love kids. I was a kid myself, once. More funny Tom Cruise quotes
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 04:28:29 +0000
Trending Topics
© 2015