She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type - O. Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of holsteins into low earth orbit ? They called it the herd shot round the world. The cannibals coobook titled, How To Serve Your Fellow Man was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids. CHINESE PROVERBS + Man who sneezes without hanky takes matter into his own hands. + Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… Pull over ! No, she shouts back…a pair of socks…. There was this woman who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, Hello, Im Gladys Dunn. And the gentleman replied, You;re not the only one, maam. Im glad hes done too.?
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