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She was only a whiskey maker ... but he loved her still. No matter how much you push the envelope ... itll still be stationery. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France ... would result in Linoleum Blown-apart. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway ... One hat said to the other: You stay here; Ill go on a head. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. In a democracy its your vote that counts ... In feudalism its your count that votes. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, youd be in Seine. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, Im sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island ... but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:10:59 +0000

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