Sheila stepped delicately out of the shower and slipped on the wet bathroom floor. Instead of falling over, her legs skidded apart causing her to do the splits and suction herself to the ceramic floor tiles. Stuck like a limpet to a ships hull, she cried out for her husband. Bruce, Bruce, she yelled. Bruce gulped down his tinny and came running in. Bruce, Ive bloody suctioned meself to the floor, she said . Strewth Sheila, said Bruce as he tried to pull her up. Thats some suction, youre stuck fast girl. Ill nip across the road and get Cobba (his mate). Bruce and Cobba come running back and they both try to pull Sheila free. No way Bruce mate, we cant do it. We cant break the vacuum, said Cobba, Lets go to Plan B. Plan B? exclaimed Bruce. Whats Plan B? I go back home and get me hammer and chisel. Then we break the tiles under her and release the vacuum. Replied Cobba. Spot on, mate said Bruce. While youre doing that, Ill stay here and play with her t1ts. Play with her t1ts? said Cobba, Not exactly a good time for that, mate. No Bruce replied, But I reckon if I can get her aroused enough, we can slide her through into the kitchen where the tiles arent so expensive.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 23:04:43 +0000
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