Sherlock: Continuously noticing everything about other countries and making diplomats uncomfortable as a result. Some government officials may be made of jam. Or kittens. There has also been a chronic milk shortage for the past decade. Doctor Who: Appears larger on the inside. Also tends to disappear periodically and reappear a couple of centuries earlier. Supernatural: Black Chevy Impalas are the only cars in production. National anthem is Carry On My Wayward Son. Everything considered funnier in Enochian. Avengers: Government spends majority of time playing Galaga. Does not have an army; has a Hulk. Population will ignore stupid-ass decisions made by government. Hannibal: Very polite to visiting diplomats before they eat them. Night Vale: No-one knows exactly what anyone else looks like. Dog parks are forbidden by law. Government spies wear tan jackets. Weather is musical. Cats float. McDaniels is President for Life. LOTR/Hobbit: Elvish is the native language. Tall blondes automatically assumed to be fabulous. Short bearded royals considered even more so. Harry Potter: Population is divided into Houses. All schools are boarding schools renovated from old castles. Spiders, rats and snakes treated with suspicion. Hunger Games: Mahogany is a major export. Soup is made with salty tears. Government has launched a major investigation into who ordered the pig. Twilight: Hated by most other countries. Game of Thrones: Lasted a week before everyone died.
Posted on: Sat, 14 Jun 2014 23:42:23 +0000
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