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Short Facts : Wife : why R U home so early today? hubby : my boss said, go to hell. ----------------------------------------------------- Doctor : hwz yr headache? patient : shez out of town nowadays..! ----------------------------------------------------- Marriage is like a public toilet, those who waits outside, are desperate to get in, and those who are in, desperate to come out..! ----------------------------------------------------- Whiskey is a brilliant invention... One double & U start feeling single again..!! ----------------------------------------------------- It said that when a women closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most & when a man does that.... The slide show begins..!! ----------------------------------------------------- How to save a dying women..?? tell her abt a 90% sale going on somewhere..! ----------------------------------------------------- Q : if a women is quiet, which day it is? A : who cares? juz njoy that day..! ----------------------------------------------------- The women who invented the phrase : all the men are the same wz a chinese women, who lost her husband in the crowd...! ----------------------------------------------------- Wives are the magicians... they can change anything into an argument..! ----------------------------------------------------- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men... why? A very intelligent rply : women dont have a wife..!! -----------------------------------------------------
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 10:57:12 +0000

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