Short Facts: Wife : why r u home so early? Hubby : My boss said go to hell! ππ βββββββββββ Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town. βββββββββββ Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. βββββββββββ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood βββββββββββ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! βββββββββββ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. βββββββββββ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. βββββββββββ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. βββββββββββ! . π Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fits. βββββββββββ Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. π βββββββββββ Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. βββββββββββ The woman who invented the phrase All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. βββββββββββ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=)) βββββββββββ Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argumentπ βββββββββββ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women dont have a wife!π Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle i
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 12:04:56 +0000
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