Siamese twins walk into a pub in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Dont mind us; were joined at the hip. Im John, hes Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”; The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”; “Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles, dont we, Jim?” Jim agrees. “Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country ... the history, the beer, the culture...”; “Nah, we dont like that British stuff,” says John. “Hamburgers & Molsons beer, thats us, eh Jim? And we cant stand the English; theyre so arrogant and rude.”; “So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender. “Its the only chance Jim gets to drive.”;
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:57:13 +0000
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