Sigh................the world sure has changed since I was a spectacularly handsome child hasnt it.....Whatever happened to THE GOOD OLD DAYS.....back when we could go on African safaris...flick our bic lighters for the natives and be hailed as THE GOD OF FIRE..........African safaris SUCK nowdays...youre not allowed to kill enuff elephants to become a fabulously wealthy ivory merchant and WHEN you flick your bic nowdays the natives all whip out cigarettes and make you light them....THE WORLD SUCKS!!!!........Injuns wont sell us...land for beads anymore and were it not for the way they still get all fascinated by our bic lighters after they eat peyote..the stupid injuns would be just as boring as the african natives are.....Why cant we kill off the rest of the stupid elephants and get rich off the ivory??????I mean elephants are big................and ugly.......and as any man whos ever stepped in a big ole humongous pile of elephant shit will attest....elephants are vile foul smelling creatures who deserve only to die and make us rich from selling their tusks....They have stupid looking ears too....and what kind of color is GRAY...for a good upstanding earthling mammal anyway......sigh.............whats HAPPENED to the world......there arent even any cripples anymore......no theyve all become ......HANDICAPPED GUYS instead of cripples....How stupid is THAT????......I mean CRIPPLES .....sounds like......... GUYS WHO CANT WALK VERY GOOD...........HANDICAPPED....... sounds like a golf enthusiast.......There arent even any.......LAZY NO GOOD BUMS ... left in the world either.....they all hired press agents and now instead of being......NO GOOD LAZY BUMS........they are now fine upstanding......HOMELESS GUYS....and as the Sunday supplement in just about any American Sunday paper will tell you...homeless guys are all really really hard working folks down on their luck thru no fault of their own forced to hang out in large cities drinking vast amounts of cheap wine..and harrasing people for spare change..........sigh..........were it not for the time machine I plan to build someday.....Id just be STUCK with all this stupid crap WOULDNT I??.......Oh well..........I guess i should just be happy that so far not a single state has passed any kind of law against putting hamsters in the micro wave and nuking them untill they explode.....at least we still have THAT freedom.........DONT we?
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 15:07:10 +0000
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