Sighted landing at Area 51. After some research on the internet, I found evidence that Michigan regents have authorized Hackett to negotiate a $1 Billion contract to resurrect legendary Lockheed Martin Skunk Works engineer and fellow UofM grad Kelly Johnson from cryogenic rest. Kelly, frozen by the US government as insurance against a 21st century, Hail Mary comeback by the USSR, will be resurrected to engineer the perfect head football coach for his former alma matter. How can an aeronautics engineer complete such a task? Kelly was born in Ishpeming, MI. THE SAME Div 7 two-time defending champs that beat a physically dominate Detroit Loyola team last year. Rumor is Ishpeming lost this years rematch when Kellys spirit had to leave Ford Field after the opening drive for his warm-up. Just a gut feel, but this one has legs.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 05:06:10 +0000
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