Since Arsenal last won a trophy(21st May 2005):8 years, 2 months, 8 days, 19hours, 51 minutes, 27seconds.Lets take a look at some ofthethings that havehappened since then...- Lionel Messi turnedprofessional&won 78 individualtrophies/ awards, including 4consecutive BallondOrs.- Steven Gerrard has playedover 340 games for Liverpool.- Arsenal have bought 49 playersand sold 79.- Members of that 2005 have won53 trophieselsewhere.- Chelsea have had 9 differentmanagers.- Technology skipped ageneration.- Lionel Messi has scored 269goals..- Arsene Wenger has earned over£56m in wages.- 29 English teams have wondomestic trophies.- England national team have beenexactly the same (SHIT&OVERRATED)- Juventus and man City have beenrelegated,promoted and won the league.- Liverpool have won 5 trophies[This time it isntaHISTORY story ;)]- Pep Guardiola retired as aplayer, became a manager andwon 15 trophies.- Arsenal have spent £227.500.00on new players.- Birmingham City have beenrelegated three times,promoted twice, and won atrophy [League Cup] against arsenal... Ohwait! Wigan toowon a trophy and got relegated.- The planetMercuryhas orbitedthe sun 32 times.- 390 people have been caughtmasturbating in the street onGoogle Street View.- Suarez has bitten 2 differentplayers in 2 different countriesfor 2 different teams.- Twitter has been created andgained over 500million users.- Man. City have spent about£930 Million pounds on players.- Every English club across everyEnglish league has changedmanager.- Portsmouth have gone fromPremier League to League 2.- Spain rose to dominance inworld football and haswon 3 major titlesconsecutively, including WorldCup.- Luis Suárez has beensuspended for a total of 32games... Oh and hes won 5trophies.- Nicholas Anelka has scored 98goals for 7 different clubs, gotmarried&had 2 kids.. and heswon 6 trophies.- Zambia won the AFCON.- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177midfielders.- The average 7UP soft drink canhasbeen recycled 51 times.. [calmdown Barcelona fans,Iwasnt referring to the epic UCLrape :P]- There have been 908 recordedinstances of rabbits rapingcats... dafuq?- Chuck Norris has personallytakendown 1,122 internationalterrorists.- Arjen Robben has passed theball to his teammate more than 5times.. [incredible,this coming from Robben:D]- Nigerians has voted for the first graduate president, he has ruled and died- Africas leading terorist group Bokoahram have been formed and has been responsible for the death of over 3500 civilians excluding the military men- Frank Lampard mum, Pat Lampard was dead and buried- Wayne Rooney has grown hair,lost it, purchased a hairtransplant and then lost it againNo b Joke o,To b continued next timeLi
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 22:53:20 +0000