Since my mind is going crazy right now thinking of those I love and am worried about!!! I know I wont be able to sleep I have been coming up with things I wonder about to keep my mind from wondering instead of whats making my heart sad!!! My mind is such a powerful thing!!!!! But these are the things have always had my mind a little more boggled than usual!!! Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would ever eat? Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares than why is there a song about him?? If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut.....why in the heck can’t he fix a dang hole in a boat? Do realtors ever play Monopoly with their listings??? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to “put your two cents in”...…but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’d that extra penny go anyway!!!!! Why does a round pizza come in a square box???? Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway!!!!! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap......why didn’t he just buy dinner? Why are all the fun things in life often bad for you?? When you prepay for gas....why does the pump start slowing down a whole dollar before it hits the amount you paid for? That takes forever!!!!!!! Why do churches split over things.....like how Jesus will return? Who cares exactly how it happens as long as it happens!!! We haven’t been told exactly how it will all take place.....Now let’s just all get along!!!!!! Everybody Love Everybody no matter their religious belief!!!!! Why do people complain about the “new facebook” when the next time facebook makes a change they are sad the “old facebook” is gone? The old facebook used to be the new facebook those same people hated!!!!! Same thing with the programs that run our phones!!!!! If a piano player is called a pianist, and a guitar player is called a guitarist.....why isn’t a race car driver called a racist? Now that would cause some chaos!!!!! Why does the sun lighten my hair in the summer time but darkens my skin? Why cant I put on mascara with my mouth closed? I always gotta have it opened--I can put it on unless its opened!!!! Reallllyyyyy!!!???!!!!! Why dont you ever see the headline.........Psychic Wins Lottery? If there really is a real psychic--heck id be using those skills to my own advantage instead of selling my secrets!! Wth??? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor but dish washing liquid is made with real lemons? Huh?? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Thats just so odd to me!!!!!!!!! Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food? Or cat-flavored dog food?? Why didnt Noah swat the two mosquitoes and knats??? Those insects are so useless I think!!!!! And extremely annoying to me!!!!!! Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Whats the point in that I have never even known!!!! They killin somebody!!! Just use old ones!!! Recycle them!!!! Like the person getting the injection is really gonna care or complain about that!!!! You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff---duhhhhhh!!!!!! If its indestructible!!!!!!! Why dont angora sheep shrink when it rains but your angora sweater shrinks if you wash it??? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Get it A PART!!!!!! Smh!!!!! If con is the opposite of pro.....is Congress the opposite of progress? These days im thinking absolutely because there hasnt been a lick of progress!!!!!!! If flying is so safe......why do they call the airport the terminal? That one has always has gotten me thinking!!!!! Why are my eyes blue? My hair blond when I was born....But brunette now?? Why did my teachers always say look it up in the Dictionary when you did not know how to spell a word......How can you expect me look it up when I dont even know how to spell the word in the first place!!!! Seeeriously?????!!!!! Would we all fly off the earth if it spinned the other direction?? What if dogs meowed and cats barked? Would we have considered it odd if that was the way it was meant to be??? What if Scotch tape wasnt sticky? What would its use be???? Why is yawning contagious??? Why is the ocean salty???????? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink????? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? If a gas station or restaurant is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year....why do they even bother with putting locks on the doors? That seems like such a waste to me!!!! If nothing ever sticks to Teflon.....how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? Why is that when you transport something by car......its called a shipment but when you transport something by ship its called a cargo? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? How the heck is a blind man gonna drive up to the ATM in the first place!!!! What is the purpose of that!!!!! Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who will protect the public when the police violate the law? Ok thats taken me a like over an hour long to write all these especially when my brain was working faster than my fingers!!!!! Ive probably seen these before somewhere but they started just flowing like water outta my brain and I thought some were rather funny!!!! Lol!!! Well at least my brain is tired now.....Maybe I can sleep for a few hours!!!!! Goodnite my friends hopefully it is for me!!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 05:17:05 +0000
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