Since we got to AZ, Danglingballs and Unca have been a scarce sight. It being so mild here, I assumed they had taken up a campsite in the desert. The Apache squaws that they traded for have left their side. It seems that they heard the white man had forked tongue so they left for those green pastures. I caught a glimpse of these two doing a war dance at the Civic park in Scottsdale while tourists not knowing shit about the native folklore assumed these two to be either Navaho or Pima Indians. It appears their sole intent of these dances was to raise money. And as they passed the hat after each dance it was full to the brim. Now I have never accused these two of being stupid. They are pretty good entrepreneurs. On Friday, they were seen riding the war ponies towards Mexico and were seeking employment by the border drug cartel or alien infiltrations. Danglingballs told the illegals he knew a secret way through the desert into the community. As he Led 40 people through the desert like he was Moses, they soon came to realize they were back at the spot they started at. This guy doesnt know shit. So off they went riding on their war ponies and were last seen camping outside of the Biosphere. Again working the tourists for their hard earned dollar. Unca seems to be happy here. For he has made friends with the Pima, Navaho and a foreign faction of the Ubangi. He has left word that ge is coming this weekend ...could we please have the spa tuned up and ready. He said they will be bringing a new assortment of herbs and spices. So the peace pipe will be active. They also found out that the American Legion bar is not far away. I fear we will be stuck with them for the rest of our stay. And their was talk of bringing Squatch here for a visit when Julie Fox Kenney comes if she does. thats about all I have to report on those two characters, they never stop surprising me.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 03:59:02 +0000
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