Single guy reminders for women : * you should leave the seat on the toilet up when you are done. * Shopping is not fascinating. * If you really want a nice guy, stop dating good-looking assholes. * The man is always in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill. * Money does not equate love. Not even in Nevada. * Any attempt by a man to prepare food, no matter how feeble (i.e. microwaving a burrito, fixing Spaghetti, etc.) should be met with roughly the same degree of praise a parent might shower upon their infant when it walks for the first time. * Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it. * You know, you can ask him out too.... Let’s spread the rejection around a little. * If you truly want honesty, don’t ask questions you don’t really want the answer to. * The guy doesn’t always have to sleep on the wet spot. * Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny. * If he has to sit through Legends of the Fall, you have to sit through Showgirls. * “Fine” or “Whatever” is not an acceptable way to end an argument. * Do not question a man’s innate navigational abilities by suggesting he stop for directions. * Your (select appropriate item:) butt/boobs/hair/makeup/legs, look fine. As a matter of fact, it/they look damn good. Stop asking. * It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow with him. * Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it. * Yes, Sharon Stone/Pamela Anderson/Cindy Crawford is prettier than you. Just like Brad Pitt/Antonio Banderas/Keanu Reeves is better looking than him. But since neither one of you is going to be dating any of these people, love the one you’re with. * His (fill in appropriate selections:) bald spot/beer gut/impossibly thick glasses/impotency/scabby rash, is cute. * Don’t hog the covers. * Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until the half-time show to act upon that. * He wants to be more than friends.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 05:57:25 +0000
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