Smile! Best pick up lines. Is your name Google? Because you have everything Ive been searching for. You make my software turn into hardware!Is your name Wi-fi? Because Im really feeling a connection. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing. You had me at Hello World.Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isnt 3.5 inches and it aint floppy. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow. I hope youre an ISO file, because Id like to mount you. My servers never go down... but I do! My up-time is better than BSD. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine! Youve stolen the ASCII to my heart. Are you a computer keyboard? Because youre my type. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. If you were a web browser, youd be called a Fire-foxy lady How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty. You must be Windows 95 because youve got me feeling so unstable. I was hoping you wouldnt block my pop-up. Want to see my Red Hat? If you wont let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. You put the SPARC in my workstation. Youre so pretty, I wouldnt even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo. Isnt your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams? Id switch to emacs for you. Whats a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? No, thats not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. Nice Set of Floppies! I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle. If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it. WebMD says your love is contagious. Hey, how bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. Id like to play on your laptop. Wheres the like button for that smile? You totally spiked my traffic. You are the Apple of my i-Mac. If you were an ISP Id dial you all day long. If you were an ebay auction, Id totally buy it now. You have a trojan? hmm... I think Ill need to take a look at that backdoor. Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes. Id get a T3 to watch your streaming video. Ill bet my hard drive is the biggest youve ever seen. Your homepage or mine? Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel. No, thats not an iPod mini in my pocket. Im just happy to see you. You auto-complete me. I didnt mean to ogle you, but Id sure like to Google you. I was wondering if youd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook? If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, dont hesitate to call me! Youre making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads. Whats the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] Im not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you. I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten. What do you say we play a game of Words With More Than Friends? Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you. Need me to unzip your files? Are your pants a compressed file? Because Id love to unzip them! I googled your name earlier... I clicked on Im Feeling Lucky. How about we go home and you handle my exception? If we were connected on Linkedin, Id endorse you all night long. I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access. Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Id ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare. Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 14:50:27 +0000
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