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Smile Plz... A junior in an office dialed his bosss number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !.......... Boss shouted : do you know whom youre talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: Im the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom youre talking to? Boss: no! Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! its over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell ! . . (message sent) :D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Interviewer Asked Candidate: How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ? Candidate Replied: 5 Sir!! Interviewer: Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & Thats Common Sense.. Which You Dont Seem To Have. . . Candidate: Sir, There Is 7th Sense Also... Thats Non-Sense Which You Are Talking --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soul 1: How did you die? Soul 2: Due to cold, you? Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide... Soul 2: You should have looked in the fridge…Both of us would have been alive.!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates daughter. Son: Then OK Dad goes 2 Bill Gates Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Then OK Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.. Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank. President:No Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. WB President:Then OK. This is BUSINESS :) :P --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl : After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law : YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS The smart Father-in-law Replied : 1 year Warranty expired ! Company is not Responsible. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Interviewer to Idiot: Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire, how will you escape? Idiot: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old, he will die soon and i will be rich, will u marry me? Girl : No A week later she was his mother! Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy was sleeping in class. His head was going down and down due to sleep. Teacher comes and asks what is this?. ; ; ; ;; Boy : Gravitational Force! :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 frds talking: 1st Friend : Hey, I got married! 2nd Friend : Oh,dats gud! 1st Friend : No,dats bad. she’s ugly! 2nd Friend : Oh,dats Bad! 1st Friend : No.dats Gud. She’s rich! 2nd Friend : Oh! Dats gud! 1st Friend : No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee! 2nd Friend : Oh, dats bad! 1st Friend : No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house! 2nd Friend : Oh.dats gud. 1st Friend : No.dats bad! The house burnt down! 2nd Friend : Oh,dats bad!. 1st Friend : No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster watll happen...? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Candidate : Vll get Salary everyday. :D gud mowning evryone ♥♥♥

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