So Celeste and Max both won Fish at an awesome birthday party yesterday thanks to Denice Pita!lol we bought a fish tank for Nemo and Kenny.lol Dont ask why Max named his Kenny. The boy hasnt even seen South Park. So I automatically start thinking, Oh boy that fish done for.lol But anyway, before they were asleep Kenny swam around for a bit then flop from one side to the other and began floating. Luckily the kids were already in their beds and half asleep. So I decided too kinda keep an eye out for Nemo and Nemo and I had fun. He swam around the tank, I got him to follow my finger and he had fun. Then he started swimming really really fast. Suddenly he hit the side of the tank hard enough that there was a little thud and ripple effect in the water. I paused for a minute and Nemo stopped moving. Then Nemo floated to the top. I let out a big sigh, shut the light out on the tank and went to bed. This morning Celeste woke me up and this is how the conversation went. Celeste: Hey you! Buddy! Wake up! Jeff: Uh oh. Hey kiddo! Did you just wake up? Celeste: Yeah, Wheres Kenny and why is Nemo Like that in the tank? Jeff: Alright look, Youre a tough kid so here it goes. Kenny passed on to another life. Celeste: (silent) He died! How!? Did Max punch it? Jeff: (chuckles) No, he didnt think goodness. It was just his time pumpkin. Corey: Oh, well I guess thats okay. What about Nemo? Jeff: He passed on too. Celeste: Okay? then why his he still in the tank? Jeff: I forgot to take him out. Celeste: Dad, you sure you didnt hurt my fish because, theres a mark on the side of the tank. Jeff: Um, okay Detective Stabler. Your fish freaked out and bust his head on the side of the tank. Celeste: Sigh! You broke his skull?! Jeff: No, I watched him break his skull. Celeste: okay and you didnt stop him? Jeff: I cant stop death all the time hun. Celeste: Well, this stupid. You owe me a fish. Im going down stairs to see mimi. Jeff: okay whatever. Just then Max wakes up as Celeste goes down stairs. Max: Hey Dad! Look fisssssssshhh!? Hey where are they? Jeff: Max buddy they died. Max: sighs, uh oh.Holds his cheeks. Kenny! Nemo! You broke them dad! Jeff: No Im not getting blame for this! You named it Kenny. Thats just asking for trouble. Max: No I hit you Dad! Jeff: Dont hit me. I told your sister that we will get you to new fish. Max: Oh okay. Im telling mom you died my fish. Jeff: No I didnt! Look it doesnt matter I know what I did. So there. Max: Well, fine. Im going to eat eat. Jeff: Okay then Im sorry about yours and sissys fish. Max: NO NO you not! YOU ASS! MAX ANGRY! Jeff: Really! Dont get all primitive and Hulkish on me! I was just apologizing. Max: No Im Mad! Ima tell MiMi! Jeff: Fine tell her. (Silent) Do you want cereal for breakfast? Max: Yeah Please! Jeff: Okay. See food makes everything better.lol
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 18:18:19 +0000
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