So, I Googled How to get your kids to leave you alone and this is what I found: 1. Shout, “It’s bedtime!” Doesn’t matter what time of day it is. They will scatter like leaves in an autumn breeze. 2. Make a batch of creamed spinach. Sit it next to where you’re working at the kitchen table. Threaten anyone who comes near you with a big bowl of it for lunch. 3. Play Hide-n-seek. They hide. You don’t seek. See how long they’ll stay hidden. This one will at least give you enough time to use the bathroom alone. 4. Yell, “Squirrel!” Point down the hallway. They’ll go looking for it. 5. Hide candy bars in their bedrooms. Tell them they have to clean their rooms to find the candy bars. I don’t know about you, but it would take my messy kids a long time to find that candy bar. 6. Say, “The next person who talks to me has to pick up ALL the Legos. Then dump the Legos out in the middle of the room. If nothing else the wild look in your eye will scare them away. I admit I haven’t tested these yet — well, except for number thee — but I’m sure they will work.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:26:06 +0000
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