So I had a super realistic dream last night. It was about moving back to London - I rented a bedsit - it was in the ghetto and it had no toilet so I had to poo on a bit of wasteland next to it. I discovered there was an abandoned / empty flat above it with a toilet so I asked the landlord if I could move in and he could rent my flat to someone else therefore doubling his money. He showed me the flat above had a broken front door and discouraged it -so I said I would do it up for him and he could rent out the other flat making him some nice money. So I got my mate John to help fix the door and I started decorating. When I had fixed it up the landlord suddenly had a big problem with it because it was too nice for me. He said that if I am only paying £460 a month - I deserve to shit outside like a dog. Weird dream - I come back to England in 4 weeks - I guess I was thinking about that - and poo!
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 07:28:39 +0000
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