So, I had this dream last night that I was at an arcade ( Yes, an actual arcade ) playing Pac-Man, and this guy walks up and starts hitting on me. I politely told him I dont go that way, and he said, Really, I was so sure youre gay. You seem so gay. Sorry. I responded, No problem, it happens all the time. I didnt want to seem like a homophobe, so I decided to keep up the friendly banter whilst I continued to play Pac-Man, but the more I talked, the more I started sounding stereotypically gay. My gestures also became more gay. It kept getting more severe, and the dude started giving me queer looks ( Get it? ). I started noticing that the arcade was filled with dudes, and they were all probably gay because every one of them were wearing satin scarves. What is this, a gaycade? I kept talking and moving ever more gay like. I couldnt stop. Scarved men started surrounding me. Moving in increasingly closer. I panicked, ran out of there, encountered and slayed two orcs in an alleyway, then my alarm went off. Does this mean that Im secretly gay, secretly homophobic, or not so secretly getting too stoned before I go to bed?
Posted on: Fri, 28 Feb 2014 12:38:52 +0000
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