So I havent really done any giant facebook rants. Today is the day my facebook-rant-virginity dies. Maybe. Does it count if Im not butthurt and/or using terrible grammar? What people think of babies: Oh, theyre so sweet, the most wonderful thing that could happen to you. They smell lovely, and they come straight from heaven, I swear it. A baby is born when it descends from heaven on its little cloud of happiness, and when this happens, it rains feathers and joy and sugar. What I think of babies: No, it does not smell nice. Babies are loud, and slobbery, and messy, and take away your sleep. A baby grows into a child (essentially a parasite) that painstakingly drinks away your soul, quite in the same way one might slowly down a beer. Children are sick and feed off each any form of attention and others pain. They absorb todays media like sponges and adapt each bit into their personality, which no longer counts as such because theyre all taking in the same material. Sure, I can understand maybe wanting to raise a child, teach it and watch it grow. But I do not love babies or children. Not to say that if youre a good kid, Ill judge you by your age. But generally, I just dont like them.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 01:10:20 +0000
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