So I heard a politician running for the Senate from Nebraska promise to repeal Obamacare and lower taxes. On that note I am putting my hat into the race for Senate. I David Kirchofer, promise when I get to Washington D.C. to: 1. Add three more hours of daylight to each day. 2. Move the Grand Tetons to Greg Glenns back yard. 3. Introduce Mountain Lions to Omaha. (only big ones) 4. Bring peace to the Middle East. 5. Allow major league pitchers to do whatever it takes to throw faster. 6. Repeal the 55mph speed limit. 7. Make the Missouri river run the opposite direction. 8. Annex Canada 9. Annex Cuba (they are only 70 miles from our shore, really!!) 10. Ban bicycles on busy streets. 11. Make the sun warmer 12. Shorten winter 13. Make the snow melt faster 14. Make ice less slippery 15. Get rid of the three point line and raise the basket. 16. Bring back 6 man football 17. Make concrete softer 18. Mandatory 5 year sentence for driving slow in the fast lane. 19. Make smoking legal in bars. 20. Allow deer hunting in city limits and Turkeys as well. Oh, and lower taxes!!! :) Vote David Kirchofer for Senate. and for some crazy reason, I approve of this message. Have a great weekend!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 21:53:54 +0000
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