So I just got back from the hair salon with a few other girls and I was strolling along a path I normally dont walk on. I met a really obese lady who smelled like fish oil. I asked her what her name was. She said her name was 60149-1 Beta. I asked if shes a robot. She said shes from planet Reticulon. She wandered off from the rest of her people because they were caught up in a civil war and the warring factions both had ideologies which veered from her own. One side is fighting to appeal a subroutine in the programs of medical nanomachines which would allow passive exploitation to automatically reject a carrier whose AI is out of date. The opposing side believes that the stable AI versions were constructed from an electromagnetic interference from outside of their galaxy. They say that since their AI is connected across the entire planet and its sole purpose is to look outward, all the information which they discover is propagandized and must be filtered to ensure that it follows previously defined rules of logic. Their planet, they think, has been incorrectly allocating radio signals from the radiation of a distant star apart from their field of knowledge. 60149-1 Beta thinks that both sides are wrong. She thinks the Reticulings are creating a faction of AI whose only purpose is to segregate AI into different planets so they can spool information back to Reticulon. I asked her why she came. She said she had a gut feeling. I paused. She must have already been manipulated by the Reticulings. Who are the Reticulings? What does their AI want? Where is Reticulon? What if this fat lady is just a fat lady who smells?
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 07:35:47 +0000
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