So I just went downstairs for a little early morning rendezvous with some chocolate chip cookies that I saw on the kitchen counter yesterday & as im going down the last few step, I hear this God-awful noise that sounds like a full grown man struggling to breathe. So I said JESUS who is in my house...I got scared so I creep back upstairs & grab my taser outta my pocketbook. I proceed back down the stairs & this time I hear the full grown man PLUS what sounds like a baby deer with its little leg trapped in one of them trap thingys! SO; I said ok its just you & me Jesus, lets do this...I speed walk around the corner & approach the lump on my couch and Lord have mercy who do I see?!? MY MAMA, knocked out mouth wide open leg hangin off the couch soundin like a baby deer!! Soooo, im all in her nose, under her arms, diggin in her weave...SHE DID NOT MOVE! So I said in my church voice "MAMA! wake up"! She come jumpin up lookin all types of crazy, I said who is that in the front room soundin like that?!? She said oh thats your Uncle Cal! I said well who is that over there on the floor(purring like a small kitten) She said oh thats your Uncle Cal! Soooo now im confused, if thats Uncle Cal, who is the full grown man in the front room?!? Lord, I grab my taser off the kitchen counter & I go check this thang out...I speed walk around the other corner & who do I see?!? MY BABY SISTER ANGEL! In there sounding like a FULL GROWN MAN! Jesus take the wheel & pump the brakes, these country folks done snuck into my house in the wee hours of the night & #Iainteenknowit!
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:15:48 +0000
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