So I read this thing about why some girls are undateable. So, because I found it amusing and a few friends have bugged me about having kids or saying I would be a good parent, here you go. 1. I will always love music more than anything, ANYTHING! (Sorry ladies, unless you also feel this way you would probably go nuts with how much time I just sit and listen to music.) 2. I dont date anyone who has slept with one of my good friends. (Good bye almost all of Des Moines. Sorry, just how I feel.) 3. Dont really wanna date someone with kids. (I get its kind of selfish, but I dont even want to have kids of my?own. Dealing with issues that come up because of someone elses? Deal breaker for me.) 4. At this point, beer is just a more realistic option. (Beer doesnt get mad if I go out all weekend and have other beers, still waiting in the fridge happy as a clam.) 5. Not interested in a real family based person. (I dont even see my own family very much, I dont dislike them but they arent going to do the things I want and?I?probably dont want to do what they want. So why would I want to spend time with another persons?) 6. Whats my age again? (I may be 25 but I still have no clue what I want out of life, so why worry about this crap?) 7. Never gonna quit seeing my guys. (See, I know its a horrible reason to have but they were here first and are gonna get me over you when for all the above reasons your gone.) 8. Aint no one got time for that. (School, work and music are all my life is going to be for the foreseeable future.) 9. Chameleon status (If I decide Im gonna have shaggy blonde hair, wear flannel and cut jeans and pretend its 92 I am gonna do it.) 10. Drama, drama, drama. (Women seem to have more drama then guys, I really dont want any.) 11. Im very secular and strongly dislike religion. (Your grandmother may see my page and be shocked to read The virgin Mary was a whore but it is exactly how I feel.) 12. I have a morbid sense of humour and love the macabre. (I mostly wear shirts and jeans. Sometimes corpse paint. My room is decorated with metal posters and a Norwegian flag. I laugh at the movie Saw.) 13. Never settle (And above all else, unless you meet 90 percent of the criteria I keep in my head, your only a short term thing anyway. Which is fine, people change, we leave parts of life in the past. Most people dont want to hear they are temporary though.)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 18:51:21 +0000