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So I reluctantly went to the hospital after a few hours of chest constriction, shortness of breath, numb tongue, lips and left fingers, etc., etc., on the off chance that I was having a heart attack. I took a beta blocker before I even went to see if it would help, but it only slowed my heartbeat. I sat there for two hours to be told that they cant give me accurate results for my EKG or blood pressure because I took a beta blocker, and my nails were too long for the stupid finger oxygen thing. Then they made me take a urine sample and sit in the full waiting room with a cup of my own personal lemonade chilling in a biohazard bag for everyone to stare at. After 35 minutes of trying to ignore the weight of what felt like a small buffalo sitting on my chest and all of my numb body parts cold sweating, I began to laugh hysterically and decided to walk out the front door, pee bag in hand. Thanks for the help, Ill just take some aspirin.
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 04:32:52 +0000

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