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So, I started to write a joke about how my inner child wont sit on the lap of my inner dirty old man. Because my inner child has been told by my inner mom not to take candy from strange men. And then I realized that my inner mom has been hard at work for more than half a century -- I still clean my plate, even when Im not hungry, the result of being told too many times that children are starving in Africa. Well, theyre still starving and Im on a diet. My inner mom is pernicious. Neither my inner child nor my inner dirty old man are having any fun.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 02:50:06 +0000

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