So I think Im going to try Online Dating....came up with a profile that I think will work but I am open to a little tweaking.... Dog lady seeks man who works hard, enjoys paying all the bills and long walks with huge dogs. Must be proficient in cleaning and cooking. This opening requires an unusually skinny man as there is very little room in bed OR one that enjoys sleeping alone on the couch.Also they must agree that dog hair is NOT just for the floor...but is a fashion accessory to boot :) I can assure you we will never argue as I am always right...so no need to argue :) If you are the perfect man you can apply at a dog event near you as that is where we will be spending all our free time. Whatcha think?? Surely someone will agree I am a total catch LOL
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 20:03:09 +0000
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