So I went to college where I became a baller, Slapping Hoes. And Jasmyne Schaller, Lexi Boo, Raeann Dawndishsoap Nolting, Josh Nunes, Madi Kirk, Lory Barajas went there. And I had a wild party. SO Madi was drunk af and went down the street and threw up on an old lady and beat her up with the old ladies cane. And then She stole a car then she went to Mcdonalds and passed out at a Booth. And Jasmyne Schaller, Disappeared into the woods bc she went crazy. SO I went upstairs to find Raeann Dawndishsoap Nolting, And she was underneath a bed, being a tweeker and said theres a ghost in the closet and that she can see dead people . So I open up the closet door and I see Josh Nunes in the closet making ghost noises because hes high so I throw him out the window, Then went back downstairs and I found Lory making tacos, And I was like tf, Lory whatre you doing, you forgot the hotsauce! And she looked at me and said Get out right meowww! I was like Bish, Ill chop you in your gaaad damn throat,You gonn learn today. And then Josh came through the kitchen acting like a Fairy, And he kept saying he was a pretty Princess then Kristin Tiemann came outta now where and I was getting ready to throw a chair at Lory, and then I was like MY NIGGA! So she found a sloth and ran outside . Then I went in the bathroom and Raeann was performing an exorcist on Jasmyne Nicole Colvin-Schaller bc she was going all crazy like and spitting out foam... and so I left and then I went into a cornfield and seen Lexi and Madi chopping cornstalks and shit, They were all high. Well, Thats it. (:
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 00:12:04 +0000
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