So Im at Wal-Mart today buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldnt because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that Id lost 50 pounds before I awoke in intensive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms. I told her it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with dog food nuggets and simply eat a few every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to lick myself and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that youve read this, I have to confess - I copied it. Now copy and share make someone else laugh!!
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 21:34:16 +0000
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