So, Im at walmart buying a big bag of dog food. While im in the check-out lane and women behind me said Do you have a dog? Well why else would i buy a bag of dog food?? Really!!.. So, on impulse i told her No i dont have a dog, Im starting the dog food diet again. But i probably shouldnt because i ended up in the hospital last time and i lost 50 pounds before i woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my Orifices and IVs in both my arms.. Then i said Oh it was an essentially perfect diet, all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two everytime you feel hungary, and the food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and im going to try it again! (Everyone was practically enthralled with my Fake story.. Horrified, but this chick asked Did you end up in the ICU because the dog food posioned you?! So i kept the story going and said No i stepped off a crb to sniff a poodles butt and a car hit me!! But, i really thought this older guy was going to have a heart attack, He was laughing to hard!! Gudda love being a smart ass to slow people !!(:
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 21:31:54 +0000
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