So a fellow passenger plonks their ass down next to me on the bus but has obviously misjudged how big their butt cheeks actually are and sits pretty much on my lap. Then, once theyve placed their hefty arse on the appropriate side of the seat they lean in, and by lean in I mean close enough to play Chinese bloody whispers! Do you have the time please.... An ordinary question right?? Until the gagging started! How on Gods earth does coffee breath smell like actual excrement?! I really dont think its polite to tell someone they have shit breath on the bus but when youre about to involuntarily share your breakfast on their half of the seat I do believe its best. Oh, and they still dont know what time it is...
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 10:29:21 +0000