So apparently there is no such thing as a St. Paddys Day Santa and now Im not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall. Whenever Im in an elevator with a stranger I generally reach over and hold their hand to let them know that theyre safe with me. Has anybody tried telling cats about crosswalks ? Lets see if that works. Its okay when Pac-Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it Im crazy and causing a disturbance, according to the police report. I hit a parked car today while driving a tractor so naturally I left a note. It said Die, Decepticons ! Die ! Ever fill a garbage bag, put your foot in it and stomped the hell out of it so it held 9 times more than what its supposed to? People wearing Yoga pants at this Wal*mart explained.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 02:08:59 +0000
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