So... at Morgan and Justins big gender reveal party at her in-laws fancy, beautiful house the other day (Btw- Im still so excited about the new baby boy in our future!), everything with my clan went smoothly.... That is until Wil went missing...... missing AFTER he asked for a piper... (which in Wil-ese translates to Diaper. :/) I alerted Eric and Anna Reese with our secret OMG-Wil face as they stood across the crowded room that he was MIA, yet I tried desperately to keep the whole piper situation on the down-low. We all nonchalantly walked around and mingled as we looked under tables and in rooms never thinking to actually look in the half-bath which had the door closed with the light on. By the time we were targeting the door, most everyone knew we were looking for him. Turns out, he did go to the bathroom and had his own special reveal party. :/ ...All I know is Eric went in the small room with Wils robot bag strapped to his back like a soldier in Afghanistan.... there were stark white rugs on the floor..... a few minutes later the door cracked and I got a glimpse of Eric Little House on the Prairie washing something in the sink.....moments after that, he emerged with a wet pair of spiderman underwear balled up in his hand. Horrified by the thought of the health-code violation sink cleaning in the middle of this fancy little party and doubly horrified my man was about to bust up in the middle of the kitchen asking for a Walmart sack like he had the highly sought after party funnel, I quickly slid into the kitchen and mingled while secretly checking each cabinet and drawer for a ziploc or sack like a professional kleptomaniac. Of course, lucky me, I was unsuccessful before my man entered the room with a handful of wet, defiled Spider-Man underwear blasting like rednecks-r-us that we needed a Wal-Mart sack. :/ Classy bunch, we are. :) Note: It is important to add that Eric said he cleaned the sink. Nonetheless, instead of a bottle of wine to apologize for the scene, I feel compelled to stop by with a bottle of Clorox Clean-Up with a little blue bow on it for Morgans in-laws. :)
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 03:50:28 +0000
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