So before visiting the home of the late Senator Kajwang to show solidarity, i decided to pass by my shags. Ofcourse the mathree i was in had people from interior and people from exterior. The good people from interior were overwhelmingly higher than the people from exterior(interior people are those who eat meat only when there is a funeral nearby and drink water from the river while bathing in it-yaani watu ya usago-people like me; while exterior people are those people who eat spaghetti and indomie while sending it down with funeral water and later defaecate ice cream) Upon reaching Kendu Bay enroute to Homabay, this exterior lady, who was adorning a very short and tight skirt, boards the mathree and tells the conductor in englis ekskius me condakta, is this automobile heading to R Kay?. The conductor almost ran mad! It was the first time he had seen a dark skinned mzungu! Apparently he only watches wazungus at Kadel Cinemax or Adiedo Imax theatres where a 2-hour Shaolin movie is viewed at 5shillings. The conductor asks the lady, while really trying to recall his school going days in an english class back at Omindi Primary School eschus madam, is you is saying that R-angowa has K-angowa??. The lady responds nkt you mean you dont understand simpo inglis??. One of the men in the mathree, whod been following the conversation goes magi e mon moko milonyo ga duk narobi ka, ohuooo!(these are those women who get stripped in Nairobi). Our sweet exterior lady jumps up with humility and a smiling face ah ah napenjo gimuolo niya jokamaa, encha mitokani dhi RODI KOPANY donge osiepena?(please, this vehicle is going to rodi kopany isnt it guys) #MyLanguageMyChoice Jaduong inside
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 12:16:04 +0000
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