So everyone knows the standard periods like Jurassic, Triassic, and hopefully the Pleistocene periods. The earliest period we had named was the Cambrian period but recently scientist have found the fossilized remains of quite a few soft bodied animals. Some had disc shapes like jellyfish and others looked like worms and others still were completely foreign to us. You hear that you half-retarded schmuck bastards we have found completely new examples of early life predating the Cambrian period the newly named Ediacara period is set from 635-541 million years ago and contains the now earliest known lifeforms NASA, those stupid dirty space monkeys, have funded research into the area in hopes of finding out how life could evolve on other planets. "But Victor why do you make fun of NASA for that" because my feeble minded friends they do not realize that armed with the knowledge of how life evolves on earth-like planets and the ability to travel to said planets we could engineer a new culture
Posted on: Sun, 25 Aug 2013 08:41:45 +0000
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