So far for January... Dyson broken, tumble drier fecked, car - TopicsExpress



          

So far for January... Dyson broken, tumble drier fecked, car headlamp out, mobile phone goosed, PC throwing scary fan message (although might have fixed that one), health crashed & sounded like Scooby Doo drowning (thank you family for horses) Vega (9yo GSD) had a wee hip-hop-limp (loves new duvet thank you grams) Voöks trashed his crate (metal with added bull clips...rather impressive really) mirror smashed, my plant called Uncle died, I didnt put Decembers lecturing hours in on time so unpaid until end of Feb (irrelevant this week since have lost bank card anyway) & have just stubbed big toe & now bubbling like a soggy-faced-bubbly thing (thank feck for my mothers oxfam parcel tonight which included vodka)...oh & my feckwit (stallion) horse managed to pull not one, but two fences down & invite himself into Louie (bffs) field tonight, then buggered off down the big field while his mother careered madly up & down her fence line...(thankfully all horses fine)....*sheesh* Could I have the life behind door number three next month please?
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 18:58:18 +0000

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