So got up this morning and decided to get the old chuid gruaige cut so skipped down to my usual haunt goodfellas only to realise they are in the process of moving premises so i then came up with the bright idea of going to chapz in tesco because it was handy and i was running late for work and it was on the way. So i sit down and the kind lady asks me how i like it and i reply .5 on the back and sides and blend it in an trim on top to which she replied no problem sir with an enthusiastic attitude which led me to believe she was up to the task. She proceeded shave the sides and what i thought was blending the sides and top in. Like most fellas i didnt really look at what she was doing and when she advised me the job/butchery was done i repled thats great thanks and paid the talented young lady for her services. Got a few smart comments in work Becci Buckley Jodi Somers Rachel Murphy but thought ah it couldnt be that bad. I came home looked in the mirror only to discover it actually looks like a rodent of some kind has crawled up on top of my head and curled up for a snooze. I shall be going down in the morning and getting this rodent removed via a .5 blade on a shaver after which i will surely look like a nazi spy and will no doubt be again judged and ridiculed by the above mentioned people! So moral of the story is men everywhere do not attempt to go to this establishment to get what these people call a haircut if you are stuck and badly need a haircut and this is the last barbers on the planet do not go there just use a butter knife a can of lynx and a lighter and you will most probably achieve a similar result and quite possibly even better.
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 22:46:18 +0000
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