So, hospitals in China apparently have installed automatic sperm extractors. You have to watch the video to truly appreciate my commentary below. =========================== 9 Jokes Before I Go To Bed... =========================== 1. How do you get Republicans to approve Obamacare? Cover this... 2. Does it have a dock for my iPhone? I have to have my jams. 3. R2-D2s sister is such a slut. 4. Skymall finally has something Ill buy!!! 5. No honey, I wasnt imagining you were the toaster. 6. Comes with Bluetooth, but you can upgrade to Blueballs. 7. It has WIFI network access for threeways. 8. If it asks to cuddle afterward, close all the windows and reboot. 9. The first prototype was a bust. Every time the guy finished, it texted him with divorce papers, demanding he turnover half of his sh*t. Gnight!
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 03:22:58 +0000
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