So last night I spent being hounded by a witch. Welll she was certainly dressed in black and was sending me horrible letters - I cant remember what they said but I know that they were horrible and that I had to keep running away. Eventually I drew up outside my house (except it wasnt my house or any house I recognised but it was mine) and as I parked up, Simon Cowell was parked in front of me. He sat for a while before getting out and heading for the shops, in particular, Poundland. I was going to tell him that he had one of his trouser legs tucked into his sock but thought better of it and better to hed for the safety of my House. Once inside one of my sisters and one of my daughters were there trying to calm me down (in an empty black room of my House) when we suddenly noticed a young John Cleese (wearing his bowler hat and carrying his brief case) standing in the road looking into my car and laughing. Shortly he noticed us and smiled and waved and so we decided to go and find some keys to open the door and let him. Then he disappeared and so had Simon Cowell and his car. In front of my car now was another one with a tarpauline over it. Anyone know what this means?
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 09:36:44 +0000
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