So last night, as I was trying to calm my daughter who was going ballistic at 3:30am, I was trying to occupy my mind. I was trying to wake up enough to medicate and feed her, but stay relaxed enough to go back to sleep when she was done. I started going through song lyrics in my head to fit my situation. Most of the songs I could think of just made me more anxious and pissy, so I decided through the fog that cloded my brain to put new lyrics to a song I knew. I started humming "What do you do with a druken sailor?" and foung that "What do you do with a teething baby?" fit pretty well. So my question to you, dear friends who know this song...what DO you do with a teething baby? Any ideas for verses? My first verse was "Give her Tylonol, and feed her boobage X3 Erlie in the morning..."
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 04:50:55 +0000
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