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So let me guess, everybody in your hometown told you that you were easy on the eyes so you decided to become a supermodel but when you got to the big apple they treated you like worm, so you packed on a few pounds, starting calling yourself an actress. Unfortunately you cant get far without talent and after a while the only bright lights you saw were the ones that hit you in the face when you opened the fridge. Thats when you got a boob job, started hanging around on the Upper East Side looking for a rich old man with a bum ticker and waved a white flag in the face of your own self loathing. Hows my aim!?
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 07:01:10 +0000

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