So lets have a serious discussion about what happens when you are spray tanned for a competition. Step one: enter a little brown tent in a room full of other people in little brown tents. Step two: Strip off all of your clothing. Errrrrr thang... Step three: allow someone you have never met to spray brown liquid all over your naked very cold body. There is boob lifting. Bending over. And there is a roller used to spread the tanning stuff out which gets into all of your nooks and crannies... I.e. your butt crack and your lady cookie. Step four: You then have a very strong fan pointed at your body while you stand there with your hands on top of your head freezing your butt off for 15 minutes to dry. Step five: The process is repeated. Meanwhile other competitors whom you may or may not have ever met are walking by your tent while youre standing there completely naked. Men included. So basically whatever dignity I had left is completely gone.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:20:03 +0000
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