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So me and my girl finally made our late-night rendezvous with the frozen foods aisle at Walmart. There was but one things in our mind: Haagen-Dazs Pineapple Coconut ice cream. If youve never had it, pick some up, enjoy it, and thank me later. Anyways, they only sell it by the pint, and my tubby ass wanted more than that. I proceeded to pick up two pints, and as I strutted back up the aisle towards my Kimberly, she cocked her head at me and said, Two??? I can use all the terms in the world to describe her-better-half, angel on my shoulder, voice of reason-but I have never had anyone care more about my health than my girly. So I put a pint back, we check out, and arrive home ready to get down like brown on this ice cream. I remove it from the bag, and Ill be damned if it wasnt Rocky freakin Road. In my haste to get home, I paid no attention to the flavor of the second pint. The following ten minutes were very quiet and very somber.
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 07:38:01 +0000

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